“I am a weird potato, just don’t eat me.”
Cars that could fly by
Like a bird that could never stop.
It would be weird to see stoplights and stop signs
In the sky but these things would become a must
Unless you want the bird to become just a memory
As it tumbles to the ground ripped apart.
A Letter to a “Friend”
We became friends in the weirdest way
I can’t seem to remember how.
Holding each other up
While both trying to break down.
Choking on the water that we are both being forced under
Trying to break free from the binds of tidal waves
I care more for you than you will ever for me
Years ago we talked weekly, daily, every single minute.
Now it’s a random text here and there.
Whenever we both want something.
When you want me to cover for you,
Because who would want their parents to know that you’re about to go do drugs.
When I want to pretend that I actually still have friends
That I don’t have to use the internet for to talk to.
They say time changes things
That people change.
I guess they got that one right.
Because whenever we fight, like cats and dogs
Tearing each other apart fur strand by fur strand.
Bones by retched bone.
It seems that I am the only one trying to
Fix our broken phones that used to be so connected.
That I am the only one
Who has cut my skin on the charred pieces of the ragged glass sticking out.
Do you not fear that I might die from the incisions
That these cuts have produced
You are a drug that I’m trying to flush
But you have managed to become plugged.
Not wanting to move from the hole you have wedged full of memories.
Questions to Ask a Fan
Hello all! It’s your town fangirl, Here to answer all of your questions.
a definition that you may need before continuing.
Fangirl: noun. A person who replaces the emptiness in her life with fictional happenings and becomes obsessed over them
Sidenote: these people often become psychos if you mention their fandom.
You may want to proceed with caution.
Now, for some questions.
Question: What is a fandom?
Answer: it’s a place where you can find fangirls and fanboys with a bunch of other nerds talking about their favorite show, OTP, book, pretty much anything that has characters in it
Question: What does OTP stand for?
Answer: “One True Pairing” or “Oh my god. These people need to get together or I’m going to dieeee.”
Question: What is a fanfiction?
Answer: Creative writings made up by fans.
Continue at your own risk.
Sidenote: Look out for warnings.
You never know when you might be scarred for life.
Question: What is Comic-Con?
Answer: A large space where fans get together to meet their idols.
Sidenote: We aren’t in costumes, we are characters. Don’t mention that I am not fictional.
Question: Why do you read that stuff?
Answer: because we have nothing better to do with our lives.
Question:Why are you obsessed over a 44 year old man?
Answer: his life is more interesting than both yours and mine combined.
Question: What is a canon?
Answer: No, it is not something that you blow things up with although that would be pretty cool. Besides the point…It is something in the story that actually happened.
Sidenote: headcanons and canons are not the same thing.
Leading us to…
Question: What is a headcanon?
Answer: something the fans want to have happen so they make up crazy theories
Which leads us to our next question.
Question: What is a ‘ship’?
Answer: When you think two people should be together
Sidenote: We will go down with these ships just like the Titanic if they don’t happen.
Please note that these answers were in my perspective and no one else’s.
I am not a spokesperson for everyone with these answers.
We fans may be crazy
But you will soon figure out that we become family
There for each other when everything goes on hiatus.
Other fans becoming our own paparazzi
Suppling everyone else with information like drug dealers during rough times.
Now with your new information,
A specific inquiry to all of my nerd buddies
Question: Fandom Heaven or Fandom Hell?
Now for some Definitions: Fandom Heaven: a glorious place of rainbows and sunshine where your OTPs become a thing. Happiness not seen anywhere but here.
Fandom Hell: your favorite characters never become a couple but you do get all of the crazy fanfictions.
It’s your choice.